Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

emily and jeevan

The hottest couple in the world. They fuck every night for hours. Nothing could ever bring them to an end. When people walk by they automatically get jealous.

I wish I had a emily and jeevan

by B============D~~~~ December 8, 2010

Ass Jeeves

A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of crapping said pants since the pressure is too great.

Damn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the ass jeeves.

by Wang Yu Fu Man Chu October 20, 2008

Jeeves

ask.com
go to google is better.

ask.com
you look for things on the internet.

by lol October 19, 2003

Jeeves

A name for a computer-man in the search engine "Ask Jeeves". The gayiest search engine on earth.

"Do you use Ask Jeeves?"
"Nah... It's gay."

by W&J July 4, 2003

Jewvenate

The action of burning or destroying a person or object in such a manner that it is no longer physically recognizable.

(after leaving a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes too long)
Dude 1: Holy shit! Look at that pizza!
Dude 2: Yeah that thing got fuckin jewvenated!

by xXchris117Xx February 11, 2012

Jewvenile

An activity that is both inappropriate for someone's age, and also very stingy.

"Look at Dan, he's a 30yr old Dentist and yet he smuggles in a hip flask with him to the bar because he's a tightarse. How Jewvenile!"

by encino dan December 20, 2008