Java Boner

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.

My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.

by BillyTheExterminator May 5, 2011

g-java

A java program for converting game maker games to java to play online

Im going to convert my game to java using G-Java!

by mikeakamemorex November 19, 2005

java

A fully object-oriented programming language. Despised by some, it does not compile to machine code as most languages do, but rather to some "bytecode" that is interpreted by the Java Virtual Machine, which is basically emulation no matter what Sun says. Java programs run relatively slowly, but the syntax is pretty easy, and based on C and C++.

Java is a slow mid-level programming language.
System.out.println ("This is java.");

by M Daniell August 1, 2004

Java Nazi

This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.

Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.

by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006

java

An object oriented programing language that is based on C++. It is compiled into Java bytecode, which can be run by a Java virtual machine on any computer. While Java programs are typicaly slower than their counterparts, they can run on any platform capable of runing the JVM.
Java should not be confused with Javascript, a scripting language that only shares a name and some syntax.

public class java{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.prinln("Hello World");
}
}

by P.108 April 14, 2006

Java script

A set of instructions on how to use a device for the purposes of brewing coffee.

"Can one of you get coffee in the kitchen going, please? If you don't know how to use the new machine, I have printed out a java script and stuck it in the kitchen. Just follow that and you'll be OK."

by The Crayon Kid September 22, 2017

Javairya

Javairya is complex, impulsive and often hard to know. You never know where you really stand with her until you piss her off. Then, you're basically dead. She's loyal, fun loving and never seems to settle down.

Beware of falling for Javairya.

by midlifewife February 10, 2017