Java Job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man May 22, 2006

java log

A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.

Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!

by Jimmy Robinson November 15, 2006

Java Slut

One who spends a copious amount of time at various coffee shops.

person 1: Where is Kelly?
person 2: It's llpm and she's still at starbucks. She's such a java slut.

by Nish_NYC May 3, 2008

Java Nazi

A derogatory term for those who prefer the Java programming language over C++. Mostly used by C++ programmers, since C, Lisp, and perl fans are not engaged in a direct holy war with Java programmers (Lisp is rivaled by perl, and C is rivaled by assembly).

Sam: "Oh shit. Valgrind says I have 600 megabytes of memory leaks."

Jacob: "Memory leaks? Oh right, C++ doesn't have garbage collection. Why don't you use a REAL language?"

Sam: "Shut up, Java nazi!"

by bytbox September 27, 2009

java jacket

The cardboard sleeve provided by Starbucks to protect one's hands from the heat of the coffee.

Always wear a java jacket.

by bhh September 3, 2007

java the hut

A fat person who drinks too much fucking coffee. fat

guy1 hey see that fat chick at starbucks sha has had 8 cups of coffee

guy2 i know right she is a total java the hut

by yeahididthat October 28, 2010

Java Joel

Former Chicago radio host. Best known for his controversial 2003 interview with Justin Timberlake. His William Hung remixes helped usher in a nationwide phenonenom, for better or for worse.
Fired by Clear Channel Communications in 2005 for telling an innocuous racial joke.

Since his firing, Java Joel's favorite station is B96.

by Dougie Stylz June 1, 2005