Java The cup

Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.

"Yo did you see Java the cup's new video?"
"Yes, he's so funny!"

by shotilsig July 3, 2022

Java School

A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.

Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java

Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools

by Johnywadd February 9, 2010

java programmer

The most insulting thing you could possibly say to a Finnish programmer.

(a)Did you write this pile of junk?
(b)Yes
(a)You fucking java programmer!
(b)*sulk*

by not_mm January 11, 2005

Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.

Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

Java Love

A uniting quality in the spirit of the Java Barn (in Canton NY), as well as the music that occurs there. This is commonly referred to as "Java Love".

Man, that show last night was full of Java Love.

by tuckr123 June 21, 2010

Java Developer

Java Developer
A Java Developer isn't someone wears ripped leather jackets, a Java Developer isn't someone who codes stuff to look tough, and a Java Developer isn't someone who codes for the sake of coding. That's the definition of a C# Developer. Being a Java Developer is completely different.

Unspoken Rules of Being Java Developer:

1. First rule of being a Java Developer. A Java Developer does not talk about being a Java Developer. Period.

2. Second rule of being a Java Developer, a Java Developer does not try to be a Java Developer or look tough. A Java Developer simply is a Java Developer.

3. A Java Developer stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.

4. A Java Developer does not give up. Java Developers will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.

5. A Java Developer is not a jerk. A Java Developer does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.

6. A Java Developer knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.

7. A Java Developer does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not fights that aren't worth fighting either.

Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a Java Developer. If this happens, a Java Developer must once again prove they are worthy of being Java Developer by following the rules. A Java Developer can only be determined by the opinions of others.
C# Developer Jock: "Look at my muscles, I can bench 250lbs, I could knock any of you b/c I'm so Java Developer!"

by JavaTheHutS January 21, 2013

Java Kill

The form of assassination taking place when the victum is repeatedly reminded that it's "Classroom in Session" every day for the course of a semester.

Our teacher has Java Killed half the class last year!

Wow... no kidding... they look like they were told the "Logic, Logic, LOGIC" thing again.

Nah man... it was just the usual "Your life will..."

by Java-Dead May 17, 2009