A anime, metal loving geek who is good at cooking. funny and nice people named jarreth are also really great friends you can rely on them for anything but be aware they have mysterious pasts and can be violent but if you look past that they are genuine and caring. They are usually british and named after David bowie as the goblin king, there spirit animal is also a wolf. be aware though they are also the cutest guys you will ever meet you may just fall in love. go to jarreth for all your needs hes always to lend a hand even though they are rather crazy.
by alakaykat February 6, 2014
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Mac- "Man, did you fellows catch that shitty Geo Metro?"
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."
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