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Jackpotting

The action of taking a dump on the ground next to a toilet rather than in the toilet itself. It is customary to call out any identifiable item of which there are three or more contained in the jackpot.
1) Let's get out of here, someone is jackpotting in the bathroom.
2) James Franco is jackpotting in the bathroom again, he called out triple plum... I guess it's better than triple bars.
by Thingskidssay July 4, 2017
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Jackpot

A cheezy catchphrase said by a drop-dead sexy half-demon in an epic game series called Devil May Cry. The fact that said character is smoking hot defeats the fact that the phrase is retarded..automatically making it accepted and funny. Dante and his elder twin brother say this at the ending of the third game during a cutscene in order to defeat the final boss.
Dante: "Remeber what we used to say?"
Dante & Vergil: "Jackpot!"
by Haruka-chan March 3, 2009
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The Jackpot

The Jackpot is a sexual move where you shove coins up your ass and have someone move your penis up and down like a lever until you hit "the jackpot" and the coins spit out of your ass.
Me and debbie tried "the jackpot" last night and we both got paid!!
by ghstofdrkness February 1, 2019
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jackpot

When one is smoking a bowl of marijuana out of a piece and they suck so hard they get the whole bowl sucked into their mouth.
Oh dude! You just jackpotted huge! Thats neg props and you're haggard
by AlAx August 15, 2005
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Jackpine savage

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.

The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.

Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.

Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
I don’t venture into jackpine savage often, it’s too dangerous, I’m likely to be eaten!
by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022
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Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.
I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!
by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017
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Jacksaintsgone

Old used up skank with a number of chins between which can be found green molded cheese like goo
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