jackoffulate

when your jankin it and you cum before you expect to.

man i wanted to last the entire porno but i jackoffulated and it was just aweful.

by the mello December 29, 2007

JackoffJanuary

Jackoff in pride as you start and end your January.

Aidan caught his dad participating in JackoffJanuary

by Kayden UrMom December 2, 2018

JACKSUCKSATLIFE

A SEXY BITCH WITH A BIG DICK

I WANT O SEX LIKE JACKSUCKSATLIFE

by SEXYBITCHWITHMEBIGDICK December 3, 2020

Jackburn

The ash burnt, still on your cigarette. In tradition, if one is caught with jackburn on his/ her cigarette they are to pay a fee decided by the group of regular smokers and put into a: "Jackburn jar" Once enough money is accumilated to buy one new pack of cigarettes you can say: "This one's on Jackburn" This was inspired by a friend that was always careless with his cigarettes.

"You're wasting your cigarette! Look at all that Jackburn!"
"Ha, you have jackburn! that's $1. 00 in the jackburn jar."

by Kuma Joe November 9, 2008

Jackov

When a Russian guy masterbates.

Russian guy: DA DA DA! JIZZIZIZZZ
American: Gosh he's such a jackov

by Raider4444 March 10, 2015

Jacksucksatlife

Jacksucksatlife is a British born youtuber who has a wierd obsession with blue bois and humping cardboard cut out kai. He is teh worst x life player ever and enjoys bullying kids. He also stalks them and destroys their bases.

Jacksucksatlife is a strange person.

by i still play minecraft. July 16, 2020

Jacksucksatlife

Jacksucksatlife or Jack Massey Welsh is a YouTuber with the maturity level of a 12 year old with over 800k subscribers who makes a variety of videos such as the following: paying girls on Fiverr to pour slime over their heads, playing Minecraft with Jesus, making a diss track on a child, abusing his YouTube rank on the Minecraft server hypixel to build eggplants, breaking his own Minecraft server in various ways like placing thousands of blocks of tnt ruining spawn, being generally irresponsible, and most notably making a girlfriend mod showcase naming various names for "breasts" which is his most popular video and the one he's most proud of.

Jacksucksatlife hasn't come close to winning Minecraft Mondays, and he probably never will.

by Blurdurburble July 19, 2019