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JockMan

A person who does the right thing but is a douche at the same time, doing bad things for the right cause resulting in "jock-like" behaviors.
He talked smack about Pubert just to sleep with Sophia
Person 2: Wow what a total JockMan
by Neareo August 8, 2018
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jackiann

Dang is that jackiann she has a big booty
by pouseydestroyer101 June 3, 2020
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Jackaniel

Jackaniels originate from Jacks, No one likes a Jack. They usually annoy you but once you're used to them they can still be annoying.
You Hey Jack
Jackaniel Bro seriously im gonna dox you i swear to god
by Get a life love February 27, 2022
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Jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?
by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012
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Jackanory

Cockney rhyming slang for "whats the story". The word comes from the title of a long-running BBC children's television series that was designed to stimulate an interest in reading.
Bloke A: "Whats the jackanory?"

Bloke B: "Fuck all mate"
by Makeety Strange August 30, 2009
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Jackanapes

Jackanapes: Definition 1. Noun - Someone unimportant but cheeky in manner.
Kyle's a jackanapes; James is always screwing around, he's such a jackanapes!;
Li'l jon is such a jackanapes
by DizzieDee August 27, 2005
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JackMayOffer

JackMayOffer took the day off from work today.
by lola13 July 7, 2005
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