Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

Jacen Li

A big gay ass dumb retard.

WOW DID YOU SAY THAT BIG RETARD?
YEAH HE'S JACEN LI

by Jacen'sGayNonexistentFriend October 19, 2018

Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.

friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?

by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!

That bitch so high she ash jacked.

by OZlificent June 18, 2020