Jabbese, or Jabbesity

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.

A person who is four hundred pounds or more.

by Elyce May May 1, 2005

Jabe

A leader who is confident, upfront, and honest in his every day life. He works hard and is responsible, but definitely knows how to have fun and joke around. He is a pleasure to be around, and there will never be a dull moment. He inspires those around him and is loved by many. He is as bold as he is handsome. His smile lights up the space he’s in and you can’t help but smile when he does. He smiles with his eyes, and they draw you in. They sparkle. Yes, they’re blue. He is also remarkable and thoughtful. Oh, so thoughtful and sweet. He is loyal, and if you get the chance to be a part of his life, he will definitely change yours.

I’m so in love with Jabe. He is my favorite person in the world, and I love him the mostest.

by Heysunshine May 29, 2019

Jobbie Jabber

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

jaber

to call attention to the subject at hand.

jaber! hey jaber nigga jaber

by brown620899 July 26, 2008

jabetha

the closest thing to a girl that most members of #pcmech will ever get to.

TylerTs girlfriends are an exact copy of Jabetha, they just stand there and say stupid things.

by Propain March 18, 2005

Jabez

Usually a kind but sometimes rowdy. Religious as he can be and always tries to obey his family. He lives up to people's expectations and gets back up no matter what. Easily persuaded but he usually uses logic as a basis for his knowledge. His looks are undoubtedly incredible but often brags about it. He does alright in school and tries to be the best at any extracurricular activities. Fashionable at a sense that some people ask for his opinion.

Jabez is an intelligent person.

by Yabesu December 14, 2020

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005