Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

by J Grizzle July 12, 2009

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

Counter Meal

A meal in a pub; primarily Australian.

We'll go out and have a fabulous counter meal later tonight.

by Godmachine12 August 1, 2012

hacker meal

A meal consisting of Ramen noodles and energy drink. Sometimes, the person will actually cook the noodles in the energy drink and call it good, but mostly the person just eats the Ramen and drinks the drink. Ramen noodles are used because they're cheap and (somewhat) nutritious. Energy drink tends to keep the hacker up longer programming/exploiting.

The meal was originally proposed by a hacker/phreaker named BSOD

I have a loooong night ahead of me. I think I'm going to go make a hacker meal.

by AcesDoubled May 7, 2007

baby meal

When you go to McDonalds and you are asian and you can't read the menu, but you want a kids meal. Unfortunatly you only know how to say baby so you say you want a baby meal.

McDonalds worker: What can I get for you today?
Person: Baby meal.
McDonalds worker: Kids meal?
Person: yea yea baby meal
McDonalds: we don't have a baby meal
Person: Yea yea baby meal

by hecka nottle September 1, 2006

Bone Meal

Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.

Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014