nothing

none, nonexistent or of no value.

person:what are you doing ?
me:nothing

by (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง May 17, 2018

nothing

a term to describe someone cooler than a hipster.

typically a mature indie/ scenester that cannot be described using an exact term. something inbetween indie, scene, and hipster.

"you're so nothing"

by peacockkkkkk May 17, 2010

nothing

when you get intimate with a significant other in the backseat of a car

(phone) "Hey son, what are you doing?"
"Oh uh...nothing."
"Oh, okay."

by yhjuik February 4, 2010

Nothing

What you say when either

a) You're too tired to say what's happening.
b) You're too sad to talk about what's happening.
c) A lot of stuff is happening, but you don't know the person well enough to tell them.
d) Nothing is literally happening at all.

a) 2:42 AM: What's up?

2:43 AM: Nothing... I'm going to sleep bye.
b) Jane: What's up Sarah?

Sarah (whose boyfriend broke up with her) : Nothing
c) Brianna: Hi, what's your name?

Marissa: Marissa, what's yours?

Brianna: Brianna.

Blah blah blah, later that day on Facebook or something.

Brianna: What's up?

Marissa: Nothing.
d) Ed: What's up?

Al: Nothing.

Ed: No, seriously. What's up?

Al: Literally, nothing.

by wizardingmockingjaywithabox June 18, 2013

nothing

nothing

nothing

by [vakt] January 2, 2017

Noth

A nerdy Goth. They fail to fit into the catagory of Goth as they are seen as too geeky, and vice-versa.

Goth: No you cant hang out with us, your too nerdy
Nerd: Um...Please dont hurt us.

by Fosh November 25, 2004

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003