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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016
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Escalation

The act of escaling in rapid succession
Hey Tod I heard you where escaling yesterday

Yeah man it really took me out I get super excited from escalation
by Thiccfeet22 November 1, 2025
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alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.
by Neji512 December 13, 2020
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Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
jennifer aniston fell down an escalator
by smidley October 8, 2017
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