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they actually have no talent tbh they cake themselves up and live there life thru social media. Always posting pics and showing ppl there life went in fact they have no real skills or personality, they complain that ppl treat them as object when that’s all they are. You present your self as nothing but a piece of meat to look at so don’t get mad when ppl call you that when you have nothing else to offer.
see that instagram model? she’s so hot

nah she’s just a talentless object
by ColonelGetafe May 15, 2018
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Something that won't fix your ugly face...
Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...
by echoandramen December 18, 2012
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Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.
-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!
by Eyeye April 10, 2013
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A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..
Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.
by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017
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When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
by ObscureFault August 28, 2014
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A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.
Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp
by U.Dictionary CEO January 28, 2016
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Instagram diarrhoea

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When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.
Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!
by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016
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