Instagram

The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018

#instagram

The faggot version of facebook. Where people place selfies for attention and add plenty of tags.

Common place to find swaggots

Example: Just went on instagram, I have 200 followers. Probably going to upload some more selfies.

selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female

by Loading... April 3, 2013

Instagram

(Noun)

The most addicting social media place there is.

Abigail: My iPod was taken away. I wish I had Instagram back

by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014

Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."

A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."

by HaoPhat September 1, 2012

Instagram

It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.

“Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”

by Redditor September 27, 2019

Instagram

International Hoes Marketplace

«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)

by Zzoth January 27, 2020

Instagram

A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.

Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.

by hatlack April 18, 2020