10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"

by ASaad May 21, 2009

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

going off like a frog in a sock

when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.

dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.

by sterwang October 11, 2006

Once in a Lifetime

Amazing song by Talking Heads
If you can listen to this song or Psycho Killer and not love it, I think Miley Cyrus may be the kind of music your looking for.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground

by Obscured by Clouds February 2, 2009

one in a Billion

A person or thing that is very unusual, special, or admired by someone who is ethereal and rare, but most importantly gifted in more ways than one can imagine

One in a billion refers to someone who is in this world but not of it, he or she is set apart and consecrated, they are blessed by yahuah.

by Spokentruth November 8, 2019

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009