National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020

Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023

Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match

“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
“I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”

by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

Jensen

Actually the most annoying human being on the planet

'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'

by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020