A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.
1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".
by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009
a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.
Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.
Really bro? How'd it go bro?
It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
Really bro? How'd it go bro?
It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
by douchbag69 November 05, 2008
by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003
When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.
by Macavite Floator, and Puffet July 21, 2008
1. Anal sex
2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.
2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.
1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?
2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
by MsMiraya February 11, 2018
Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.
This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.
*past participle of "hide the chips"
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.
*past participle of "hide the chips"
by Mr. Cardboard June 25, 2011