Illuminati

(n.) A dead meme
(v.)Secret society created in the mid-1700's
(adj.)why are you still here

Oh look it's a triangular-shaped sandwich! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

by Adaptive_YT August 3, 2018

Illuminati

When ur face gets lazered by a random triangle with an eye that explodes the earth while eating potatoes and playing GTA 5

I'm so scared of the Illuminati!
Oh no, its the Illuminati!

by woof i am a cat May 27, 2015

The Illuminati

When get oral sex from a girl, as you cum you slit her throat and watch your cum come out the slit in her throat.

When I get that girl alone tonight, I'm going to give her an Illuminati.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 5, 2005

Illuminati

The Illuminati is a public organisation, controlled by nobody. The work of the Illuminati is symbolic in nature. As Bavaria beer, features a compass as their logo, one of the symbols used by the Illuminati. Also numbers, colors and numerology are used. For example: the Illuminati symbol is a triangle and an EYE. Some say the eye of GOD. Triangle=3, EYE=5+25+5=35 3+5=8. 38! OR GOD=7+15+4=26 2+6=8, 38! God is a 3 letter word that calculates to 8, 38! 8 is also an infinity symbol on its side. 38 is CH in alphabet. As in Christ, Jesus Christ. The old greek, ICHTHUS, ICH=938. I=jesus ch=christ. All other people claiming direct affiliation to the Illuminati are either lieing or being controlled by nobody for certain purposes. The real Illuminati has only 1 member. As already described.

The Illuminati is controlled by Nobody. I am Nobody.

by Nobody_38 October 4, 2017

Illuminati

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Hey I heard ***** is in this group called the Illuminati do you think I should join?

THE AWNSER IS YES, ALWAYS YES

by Glue man April 2, 2015

Illuminati

Something that is confirmed.
Beyonce is the leader, and that is why she is so beautiful. The illuminati will take over the world in the year 6969, and they were formed in 420. The illuminati is better than the government. They are real, and they are coming for you.

Illuminati confirmed

by Kyanye July 31, 2015