3 definitions by JHconspiracy

A secret organisation of Satan worshippers who have a connection with every person in the world. They can control our favourite entertainers and control them in a way that is truly exasperating.
Britney spears shaved her head and acted crazy. She’s turning weird bro” - friend
“She’s probably being controlled by the illuminati”- me
by JHconspiracy May 29, 2018
Get the Illuminati mug.
I’m gonna just say it now. You’re searching this to get horny ideas and fantasies of what people’s experiences are like during sex. Well...... ever heard of pornhub?
by JHconspiracy May 29, 2018
Get the Sex mug.
When you're in an argument with your significant other and the person who started the argument knows they're wrong but carries on arguing are seen as a GRUGGLER
MARY- "john the world is flat!"

JOHN- "No MARY it's not"

*Mary Googles the answer (It's not flat)*
MARY- "umm yes it is"
JOHN- "MARY YOU ARE SUCH A GRUGGLER!!"
by JHconspiracy January 1, 2019
Get the GRUGGLER mug.