Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate
by Mistecho July 25, 2014

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by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015
