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Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
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Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
by BODBOP February 1, 2018
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illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.
Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate
by Mistecho July 25, 2014
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Illiterate

When you can’t even English cause you stoopid
Bro that definitely says triangle not T-Rex you illiterate prism
by Livin_lyke_Lopez May 8, 2018
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Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.
by Cjstaple May 5, 2019
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Illiteration

n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.
Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.
by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015
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illiterate

Me
I am illiterate
by hell's playwright Louis January 29, 2025
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