iphoned

Having a stated fact immediately checked on the internet and proven false, most commonly with the help of an iPhone.
Having someone call bullsh** on something u said and showing proof on their iphone

Greg was showing off his history knowledge by stating that Zachary Taylor was the shortest serving President of the US but Tom whipped out his iphone and found out that Harrison was in fact the shortest serving President.
Greg had just been iphoned by Tom

by knight of darkness February 05, 2010

iPhone

The only thing it seems to lack is a vagina.

If my iPhone had a vagina I'd probably need no girlfriend.

by franscene June 13, 2009

iphoned

The process by which someone is ripped off and sold a product for more than its worth.

Joe walks into the office sporting his new iPhone, Bob has the cool new Mogul, realising he got ripped off upon seeing Bob's phone, Joe exclaimed "I got iPhoned"

by MysteryMan221 January 15, 2008

iPhone

a worthless piece of shit for a wanna be windows mobile user.
apple=garbage

only 2 kinds of people in this world have an iPhone:
1) Fags
2) Fags

hey look at me i have an iPhone, im a wanna be pussy who likes taking large penis in the ass!

by iphoneSucksDonkeyBalls January 12, 2010

iPhone

the biggest peice of shit ever made. Its horrible touch screen mixed with way to many horrible features such as you tube and "Internet" provides a new way for twelve year old girls to text as if on a computer and look up Porn without their parents catching them. Might be the worst gift a parent could give to their child. And not to mention that it goes for 600 dollars

Douche/twelve year old girl- man the iphone frickin pwns newbs man! Ur samsung is affordable, reliable and has a battery life longer than ten minets but its still shitty cuz u can't go on myspace in class or text like aim! And I'm gangsta cuz my parents get my spoiled ass useless and expensive shit like this.

Person who is not a mindless conformist bastard- wow! I hate u now! U think taking scantily clad egg sized tits and putting them straight onto ur myspace is fun dont you? I thought so.

Douche/twelve year old girl- your totaly right I should get my head out of my ass and grow up thank you!

by Benatar pirate June 11, 2008

iphone

Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.

This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"

by Drewbud315 September 11, 2007

iphone

It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.

Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?

Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.

Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!

by tacobell3324 January 22, 2012