I don't feel so good 

Thanos: Snap
You: I dont feel so good

I don't feel so good

I don't feel so good by SkylerMP1364 November 13, 2018

I don't know 

What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!

Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?

Man... I don't know!

I don't know by Pimpage. April 2, 2005

I don’t give a fuck 

It means I don’t care at all

M: Let’s break up!
W: ...
F: What happened?
W: I broke up with my boy friend..
F: Oh no! I’m sorry
W: I don’t give a fuck!

I don’t give a fuck by Ronly October 30, 2017

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

I don't give a shit 

When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck

I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck

I don't give a shit by alucardsbish November 15, 2013

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

I don't swing that way 

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

I don't swing that way by amaran January 20, 2004