I

The most frequently used word by the most self-absorbed people on Earth.

I need a car! I need my food! I need everything! Dammit, I have no time to think about anyone else, and that's fine.

by sazzlefrazzle January 3, 2007

I

Moment I dream of…
When I can ask you when you are going to be home❤️❤️❤️

Until you come home❤️❤️❤️
I will wait… always

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 22, 2023

IED

Improvised Explosive Device- Currently one of the only effective means that lame ass Middle Easterners have at attack Coalition soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Fucking Haji tried to get me with an IED but he set it off too soon, so we shot his ass anyway.

by DrewDaHilp1 January 6, 2005

I

Me or you ( depends who's reading it )

** It was easy **

by icantfindafuckingusernamejezz July 27, 2011

A&I

Avoid and Ignore
A product of morning after regret.

We're back to A&I since he got drunk and came on to me last weekend.

by ToriAllen March 3, 2009

( . ).I.( . )

A group of characters used to represent a specific sexual act between the breasts of a woman (or a man if he has man titties) and the penis of a man (or a woman if she has a strap-on), commonly resulting in the shooting of messy goo, often on the face of the person without the penis/strap-on.

In texting: "lets ( . ).I.( . ) 2nite n get u all goo-faced"

by Holly n Kassina February 21, 2008

I

You are the cure

When I have that dreaded ache

Gone it will be

When I see you when I wake.

It is better today
Thanks to you!
I get impatient for one day
Then I start to turn blue.

I am good

But you do know what would
Make me elated beyond belief?
In your arms, if only we could ❤️❤️❤️

For a minute? Totally trying persuasion again:)

I have a gift of being persistently annoying:)

I love you!!!

by 4u my love will never stop April 20, 2023