Humpty Doodle

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.

"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."

by xohotmess April 3, 2008

Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.

AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!

by VERy L4arg3 March 7, 2019

Justin Humphries

Sexy man with attractive goatee, Steelers fan and everyone loves him

Justin Humphries is the sexiest man i have ever met in my entire life

by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010

humpytoy

Humpytoy is the trademark brand name of the original sex toy for dogs.

To help relieve some tension, the entire office pitched in and bought their dateless boss a Humpytoy for Valentines Day.

by Lorin B October 30, 2007

Dan Humphrey

' Dan Humphrey ' a character from the series Gossip Girl.
Humdrum Humphrey is one of his deserved nicknames.

Well, in the beginning he was such the 'good' guy in some opinions of fans who have no idea. NO, he is not good or nice or almost good looking. His hair looks like a cadaver and grows regardless of consequences. It's simply an impertinence for us viewers!

He's is a jealous manipulative, sneaky etc.

His books are crap.
He is crap.
His father is crap.
His clothes are crap.
And have I even said he is crap?

Dan Humphrey :Can you help me I'm a little slut.
Me :Screw you Humdrum Humphrey.

by Fireworks_32 November 7, 2012

Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass

Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.

by Fearman December 23, 2007