Humphalumpagus

A way to say you slut bag.

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"

by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.

Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."

by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008

Ninja-hump

When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...

Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.

by IO Echo August 4, 2009

Cunt hump

A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.

Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.

by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010

The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)

Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"

by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019