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huffman

town of many opportunities in a small community. friendly little hicktown connected only by the Lake Houston Bridge.
There are no corn fields, but there are cow pastures where an overwhelming abundance of shrooms are in reach. Our cops smoke weed, our teachers are sluts, our schools are big, our corner store is a drive though, our dollar stores are in walking distance and our parties are outrageous. we're finally on the map and we're only gonna get bigger, so watch out for your town, we here to take over Nigga!!
"Did you hit up that party 'cross the bridge in Huffman?"

"Yeah dude, that shit was craaaaaaaaaaazy!"

"You gointa (going to) Chad and Kim's party tonight?"

"Ohhh hells yeah! I'll be the first one there!"
by lil dragon December 14, 2008
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Hufflepuff

One of four house in Hogwart from the Harry Potter series .They were founded by Helga Hufflepuff and heavily focused on Herbology because most of the students are stoners and pot smokers
Hogwart teacher : " ENOUGH !!! You can't huff-the-puff in the classroom just because you are a Hufflepuff ! One more time smoking those "muggle magic herbs" and you are expelled !!!
by DauHoangNguyen November 2, 2015
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Hufflepuff

The Aquaman of Hogwarts. It's where all the mismatches and losers who don't fit anywhere else goes. They like to think that they're cool unique, and special. But really they suck, their mascots a bloody badger for crying out loud!
Sorting Hat: Hmm. Too dumb for Ravenclaw, too cowardly for Gryffindor, too honest for Slytherin. Hufflepuff!

Student: Aw man Hufflepuff sucks! They're like the Aquaman of Hogwarts!
by mrperson123 March 31, 2017
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Hufflepuff

1. The lamest house in all of Hogwarts.
If you're not brave, smart, or an asshole; you're sorted into this house by default.

2. To be a complete antisocial nerd.
"50 points from Hufflepuff for playing Dungeons and Dragons during Potions class!" said Professor Snape, causing an acne-covered young wizard to burst into tears.

Pretty much everyone on the internet is a Hufflepuff.
by Fred and George Weasley December 24, 2008
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huffapuffa

Tasha Neal's such a huffapuffa
by Slagamama December 3, 2015
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Huffalumpagruff

An animal made up by one of my closest friends. A Huffalum.pagruff is a flying elephant that has a mermaid tail and never smiles.
"Huffalumpagruff's tutu! That's a smelly kitchen!"
by noone liarre May 1, 2020
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Huffjack

To hastily and angrily usurp Control
While out for a drink and talking about my new boyfriend with My single friend Joanna, she huffjacked the conversation and started talking about her new purchases.
by Jfish May 9, 2020
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