Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

Chicago housing authority

Blacks? Maybe, I don’t know.

Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”

Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”

by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023

sexual housing

when lex sexual harasses people

please stop sexual housing me

by mat444 January 21, 2024

Steak housing

When your girlfriend has a yeast infection and gets you to ass fuck her, then eat the pussy and the ass. You get the yeast roll and the truffle butter on the side.

I went steak housing with your mom last night, best dinner I ever had!

by ProfitablePaul February 16, 2024

vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024