herpeface

From the tivolinguis phrase herpfac meaning he who has many pimples

Yo he need some proactive on his herpeface!

by Tivo December 13, 2004

horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Horseback

When you’re in doggy style (standing up) with a girl who has long hair, split her hair into both hands. Then, with her arms pointing to you, grab her arms still holding her hair. Use them as reins like a horse to control her body.

Babe: What’re you gonna do to me daddy?
Guy: I’m gonna ride that ass Horseback.

by Anoymo_2179 March 6, 2020

ninja horseback cop

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

Horse Face

A protestant or ganger (foreman on a work site)
Irish use.

May come from the supposed dour disposition of preysbyterians or the connection between the protestant aristocracy and the equine industry.

"what the horse face said when he saw him dead, well it wasn't what the rich call prayers" From McAlpine's Fusiliers, Ronnie Drew

by CEGlennBeckistan March 26, 2010

horse face

any womans national basketball league (WNBA) player

"did u catch the horse race last night. the liberty and the galaxy were playing eachother. no? i didnt either"

by payam July 25, 2004