Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Head growth hormones

A new term for an increased level of self importance

Are you Louis XIV and suffering from a case of head growth hormones?

by Sexydimma September 5, 2022

Hormone

A hormone is the sound a working girl makes when she's getting her cookies (orgasm from a man.)

You should have heard that hormone when I gave her an orgasm.
If you guys want to hear a hormone,find her clit, or her g-spot.
I could hear a hormone, when I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend.
My neighbor must be a great lover, I can tell from the hormone.

by Lostboy813 October 7, 2022

Hormone homunculus

The hormone homunculus is a mythical being that is what makes people make or female and does not allow change, it ensures hormone level are the same for a person's entire life

The hormone homunculus is a myth, hormones change and so sex changes.

by Arithrianos May 27, 2022

Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

Hormonizing

The process of hormonal therapy

My daughter is on a hormonizing schedule as she transitions.

by Etienne March 29, 2022

hormone blockers

Hormone blockers, also known in some contexts as puberty blockers, are used by transsexuals to block various sex hormones. For instance spironolactone, a diuretic, is often prescribed to male-to-female transgender persons to block androgens or male hormones.

A hormone replacement therapy (HRT) regimen usually consists of at least two prescription drugs: hormone blockers to block the original hormones, plus a new, replacement hormone in the desired gender. For instance, an M2F transgender patient may be given spironolactone to block male hormones (androgens, testosterone) plus a female hormone such as estrogen (Premarin, a drug made from pregnant mares' urine, for example).

Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024