Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

hooterdingy

what old people call something they cannot remember the name of

Grab me that hooterdingy over yonder. Its by the wazzlehoffer.

by yenkojeep August 27, 2014

hoffering

it’s when my teacher mrs hoffer cry’s start using the word

student-oh mrs hoffer stop hoffering

by runner200( June 29, 2019

Hovernight

Overly descriptive term for the location of a male who spends lots of time on dating sites and decides he knows someone well enough to spend the night, either sight-unseen or after just one date.

Q: "Is Dad home?"

A: "No, he's on a hovernight." (He brought his hovernight bag.)

by Rockafish January 29, 2021

Howsering

The act of ordering fish sticks and sirloins for dinner and speaking exclusively about SEO strategies on a night out with the boyz.

Waiter:” and what will you be having sir?”
Customer: “ill have the sirloin with a side of fish sticks”
Waiter:”Im sorry sir but we dont allow any Howsering in this establishment...”

by Dirtbagjoe March 20, 2021

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021