A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 06, 2012
A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"
Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......
by cheffykins December 20, 2010
by Travis Honeycutt December 15, 2010
Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
by Nutsakula July 29, 2006
Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.
by rog December 14, 2002
When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
by Matgra October 03, 2010