A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

Hoof Mut by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

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Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.

I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?

Hoof-hearted by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

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LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

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Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

Mammoth hoof by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

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