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homemade nyquil

When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed
Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!
by Papafluffdaddy April 22, 2018
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homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky
Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*
by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016
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Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes
Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!
by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024
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Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut
You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String
by Burt Box June 27, 2025
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Homemade Cinnamon Roll

When you fuck a fat chick and right before you cum you pull out twist up her stomach into a swirl and Cum on it.
Diego was fucking a fat chick the night before his 25th birthday and right before he was about to cum he pulled out grabbed he stomach, twisted it up and frosted her. After he took a bite out. When the fat chick asked why, he responded, “ I like homemade cinnamon rolls!”
by Brohan795 December 8, 2022
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Homemade Sash

A term used in competitive Pokémon when a Pokémon survives an attack from full health at 1 HP, despite not carrying a Focus Sash item or having the ability Sturdy. Usually a Homemade Sash has a very notable impact on the battle, often making the difference between a win or a loss. This term was first used by Pokemon Showdown user Xeno Disconnected, when fellow user Escaval's last Pokémon, Mega Sableye, lived an Alolan Marowak's Flare Blitz at 1 HP, allowing it to take said Marowak out with Knock Off and winning the game.

While originally the term was only used when a Pokémon lived exactly at 1 HP, thanks to Pokémon Showdown's HP Percentage mod the term was also used for any attack living at 1% HP, which could usually also be 2 or 3 HP. Later the term also got used for any attack being survived at 1% HP, even if the defender wasn't at full HP, under the motto "Homemade Sash: Works anytime, anywhere!"
Xeno Scarf: What the fuck|Wtf this nibba's Slowbro just survived my Shadow Ball at 1% and took out my Haunter with Psyshock
Xeno Escaval: That's Homemade Sash for ya
*Xeno Scarf left.
by Xe No Escaval July 15, 2018
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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
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