Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes

Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!

by Dan F.C. April 21, 2024

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024

homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.

I am a homemade elevator.

by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023

homemade chomper

When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.

Check out that boys homemade Chomper.

by Tamspink August 08, 2017

homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 08, 2017

Homemade raisins

The action of putting 4 spider eggs in your anus and letting them hatch, then eating the babies with a spoon

Man Tina is really into Homemade raisins.

by Fetus_muncher69 July 13, 2021

homemade nyquil

When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed

Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!

by Papafluffdaddy December 26, 2017