homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.

I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.

by zo3yj October 14, 2022

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes

Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!

by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

homemade frosting

Seman

After we fucked, I gave her some homemade frosting.

by Fhh go jrhg April 28, 2022

homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018