by I.P. Freely November 23, 2003
Get the Hokey Cokey mug.The term used to describe the actions of a white ass family. Hokey Dokey is the only way you can truly describe the lives of people this white.
Dad: "Okay kids, hop into the swagger wagon so we can go on a road trip to Disney World!"
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"
Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"
Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."
by Rambitious March 17, 2016
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by Squirrel April 12, 2005
Get the mokey-hokey mug.The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
by Charles October 14, 2004
Get the Hokey Cokey Merchant mug.A dumb word invented by @WillieTplayz on their book where someone doent under stand it along with me.
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by Kellywastotallynothere August 19, 2017
Get the hokeyp mug.(n.) A smoking game in which the participants sit in a circle, take a puff, and pass it to another in no particular order.
The term could also be used in a derogatory fashion when describing an amateur smoke session where the participants don't know which way to pass the weed, and thus hold up the process.
The term could also be used in a derogatory fashion when describing an amateur smoke session where the participants don't know which way to pass the weed, and thus hold up the process.
You take a puff puff here,
You take a puff puff there,
You take a puff puff here,
And we pass it all around,
We do the hokey tokey as we cough our lungs out,
That's what it's all about.
You take a puff puff there,
You take a puff puff here,
And we pass it all around,
We do the hokey tokey as we cough our lungs out,
That's what it's all about.
by TassationIsThef January 19, 2018
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Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
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Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
by Leonardo Riot Garica The Man April 4, 2018
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