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Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great
VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition
by uncle_pat January 10, 2024
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ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...
Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!
by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023
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hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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hock

HARRY STYLES HOCK isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.
by hittieslol October 25, 2020
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Hock

The tarsus or collection of bones of the hind leg forming the joint between the second thigh and the metatarsus. This is the ankle in men or a hock in a dog.
The groomer was careful while clipping as to not cut the hock.
by AnimalGroomer September 13, 2017
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Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.
Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023
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Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
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