Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.
by IceIceBurghy November 4, 2008
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when an individual is so close minded that they believe any and every gay person is attracted to them.
not even attractive person: oh, you’re gay? just don’t get a crush on me lmao
gay person: your fragile heterosexuality is showing
by heartica September 8, 2019
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Type: Adjective

The politically correct way of describing something as "negatively gay," also meaning, but not limited to:

1. stupid;

2. dumb;

3. not Karta;

4. going against all things that are cool;

5. going against all the teachings of Kooch.

Anti-heterosexualism may be used to describe diseases, but it is not advised.

If your reaction to "curing a ham" is "OMG you guys the ham is sick?" then you may be anti-heterosexual.
"That is so anti-heterosexual."

"That shirt he is wearing is very anti-heterosexual."

"I can't believe she's dating her. That's seriously anti-heterosexual."
by prankmaster July 12, 2005
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Super-heterosexuality is the romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of the opposite cisgender and excluding all non-cisgendered individuals. This means that super-heterosexual individuals exclude 1) trans-genders, 2) trans-sexuals, 3) non-binary individuals, and 4) agender individuals from their pool for dating, marriage, and sex.
Super-heterosexuality is often commonly known as "super-straight."
Super-heterosexuality Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, Lakesha is interested in dating you. Do you want to date her?
Person 2: No. Lakesha is a trans-gender and non-binary. Sometimes she also identifies as a penguin on Mondays. I am not interested. I am only interested in opposite cisgender individuals.
by 1039LOL1039 March 10, 2021
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Heterosexual-Homoromantic: Sexually and romantically attracted to the opposite gender but romantically attracted to the same gender
I am heterosexual-homoromantic meaning I like women sexually and romantically but I like men romantically.
by FemboyFurryBirosexual February 18, 2021
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A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.
"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"
by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021
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Dumb hoe: How is she a heterosexual woman??? She faps to "MOOO!".
Smart, strong, independent, grown-ass lady: She is.
by I have 16 accounts May 28, 2022
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