Right Here!

a derogatory expression, usually put at the end of a sentence, but can also be used alone. One often uses this expression while grabbing his genitals. However, without this gesture, it can be used to inconspicuously insult another person, or to cover up when accidentally caught using it in the direct manner. You can be creative with it!

Direct-
Nagging Wife: "I need you to make a run to Target and get a few things for me."
Husband: "Yea, right. I got your target RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)

Indirect/Inconspicuous-
"Sure you can have some of my beer, and if you need anything else, help will be RIGHT HERE." (w/out gesture)

Direct with Cover-Up-
Jerk: "Get a real job!"
Richard: "Psh, RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)
Jerk: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Richard: "I said I got a real job RIGHT HERE!" (w/out gesture)

by Devin (originated by my friend Richard) August 22, 2007

here to fuck

its a term of expression to signify that you are here and you mean business. Granted it can also mean that you are there to fornicate to but in the intended sense its suppose to mean you have a agenda, your there to play ball, your very serious and mean business

guy 1: Man Don was really serious today, is he normally that serious?

guy 2: Naw man , Dons typically not that serious, but today he was sure there to fuck.
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*while robbing someone*

Thief: Im here to fuck, give me your purse!
Victim: oh no! thats the sixth purse this week, gotta move outta detroit.

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*In the most literal of senses*

Boyfriend: Im here to fuck!
Girlfriend: oh i love it when you take the initiative!

by the Legion of Doom March 07, 2011

Type Here

Type here is a word to swear at someone/something. It is most commonly used when something goes horribly wrong. Normally, Type Here could mean Fuck, Bitch etc. No servers so far as we know has it censored, and it can therefor be used in chats.

Boy: You're such a Type Here

Girl: *Offended noises*

by SamuraiJellyfish January 22, 2019

ALE WAS HERE

That guy who is super cool in ur class and who plays baseball And also a meme lord.

ALE WAS HERE

by Ale was here btw October 04, 2019

Here, There, And Everywhere

The worlds greatest beatles song,
On the album Revolver,
Listen to it,
it will take you away.

Here, There, And Everywhere

by 12kat34 December 05, 2009

Ugly Here

When he pulls down his pants and his penis is so small that she starts laughing at him.

Ha Ha Ha; Oh my God, it's so.... Ugly Here.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

cum here

A place to cum. Usually

Cum here she said!

by haleyyalexander May 09, 2016