handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.

Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.

by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009

headifile

A headifile is a man who like little boys and pursues to obtain there head....and not the one on there shoulders.

Rob is a headifile.

Barber is a headifile because he like little boys.Gross.

by Kaitlyn Vincent January 24, 2011

Headiting

When a filmmakers is editing a video in his or her head

I was supposed to finish the video but it was too sunny so I went to the park and spent the day headiting.

by Butchieenorsk June 15, 2015

Headium Rectoris

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard

Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

by GhostFaceThrilla June 23, 2016

Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 2, 2021