Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

Heiffer

A heiffer is a stupid person. Complete assholes who's life is made up of pissing people off. Specifically used by people who live on farms.

Yo how's life for manure boy
Shut the fuck up ya city boy heiffer

by RIP city slickers March 9, 2018

heiferious

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

by StephC December 13, 2008

heiferfest

A group of people in which the LARGE majority of the memebers, particuarly the females, are fat.

That party was a heiferfest! So, we cut out quick!

by climberstephen February 8, 2008

Heiferretta

An irrelevant person or thing

Why dis heiferretta looking at me?

by Cuteboy97 February 5, 2019

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009