heather

A largely dysfunctional human being who challenges any coffee cup to contain it's liquid, field tests smart phones for durability, and can not operate exercise equipment, let alone operate staircases.

Oh man, are you okay? That was a total Heather move.

That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!

by mgrunge1967 December 28, 2015

Heather

A popular bitch. Derived from the 1989 cult classic "Heathers", a Heather will do anything to be the queen of the school, including stepping over another Heathers' dead body, and snubbing all past friends.

"Have you talked to Rebecca lately?"

"No, she's turned into such a Heather"

by hyannah77 October 17, 2008

Heather

Female who is unable to keep her pants dry.

It could be 80 degrees and sunny outside but Heather's pants will get wet.

by Anabella May 11, 2008

Heather

A Heather is the definition of someone who sleeps a lot,

the name for this is snooze.

That Heather don't half snooze a lot

*SNOOOOOZE*

by MajorXD May 24, 2009

heather

the most hilarious, amazing, kindest person. she usually has big blue eyes and long blonde hair. she loves herself, and rightfully so! you can trust a heather with anything. when yout find a heather she will be your best friend forever

I've finally found my heather!

by itsverysecretsorry October 14, 2013

Heather

Heather is honestly the smartest person you'll ever meet. Sometimes it feels like she's hiding something from you but she is. She's just not ready to tell anybody because she doesn't want to get anybody else involved. Heather is afraid of hurting anyone else and that's what makes her so fucking sweet. Even though she may bring this bad ass confident popular girl vibe, she's secretly just a lonely person that wants to be loved. She is NOT ready for commitments and it's heart breaking to hear those words come from her. And yet she's awesome and so funny! Everyone likes her. Some even MORE THAN LIKE... She is very popular and especially with the boys. It's funny how she gets so scared so easily because it only makes the boys want her more. She has beautiful dark brown hair with gorgeous GORGEOUS ocean blue eyes. Heather is going to be a smart ass lawyer one day and if you're the one to break her heart, then she will NOT stop until you're broken.

Dude 1: hey have you seen heather? You're so lucky you're her friend! She's smoking hottttt!!!!!
Dude 2: yeah yeah whatever. But I feel like she's hiding something from me... It's almost as if she's hiding her pain through her smile.

Dude 1: no way! Anybody who looks like that and has the brain of hers is SURE to be FINE!!!
Dude 2: *sees heather smiling but all he sees is a girl with pain* um I'm not so sure about that anymore...

by Best friend of a Heather October 20, 2018

Heather

A heather is a pretty kind girl. Usually mousy, but more on the blonde side. They are smart and caring for others.

My mother will be so pleased i bought a Heather home.

by Abz_bings January 1, 2017