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It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? ๐Ÿ˜‘ Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.
Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."
by Hym Iam September 18, 2023
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You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.
Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)
by Urban LXX November 1, 2015
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'You have a virus!'

Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.
Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"
by Cathy the Jolteon March 28, 2015
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Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"
"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"
by Katheeeee August 21, 2009
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you have no friends

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.
Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat
by Me me self and I April 17, 2010
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you have fun with that

if you have a friend, and they do or have to go to something that you arent interested in.. you say "you have fun with that"
Matt: Damn, guess what.
Miles: Whats up?
Matt: I have to go to Chemistry Class for Summer School again.
Miles: you have fun with that matt.
by MilesInferno April 15, 2008
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Are you having a bubble?

As in "Are you having a bubble bath?"
From "Are you having a laugh?" in Cockney.
"I go out with your little sister!"

"Are you having a bubble???"
by x_Lucie September 11, 2006
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