what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

HAP

Hispanic American Princess

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP

by hispanic princess March 13, 2018

Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller

haps Henry baller

by Henry baller June 27, 2019

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.

person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now

by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023

HAP

Herobrine attracted person.

I'm a HAP i want to have gay sex with Herobrine right this instant.

by Kester999 April 4, 2021

HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020