handcuffin

when you decide to date someone exclusively, but usually after only knowing the person for a short amount of time

Dang, man! You handcuffin' with Stacy already!

by J Ogden September 21, 2005

Handcuff

A handcuff is a type of sex toy were you handcuff the girl to the bed and fuck her brains out then inviting your grandparents to join in.

Inviting grandparents to join in on being handcuffed

by Yeeeerrrereeeet February 14, 2020

handcuffed

a chick who's hella young tryin' to get with everyone else around them that's hella old, while she's still a minor.

It's really illegal...so the guys will get caught...handcuffed...get it?

by bare naked girls in the back seat September 6, 2003

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Handcuff Honey

A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.

Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!

by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018

Handpump

Alternative way of saying jerk or wanker that is unlikely to contravene NSFW rules.

Do you remember when we worked for Charlie? That bloke was a total handpump.

by ultegra August 1, 2019

handcute

A handsome and cute guy.

Look at Serge, he is so handcute

by Bizard August 10, 2021