Half-Life 2

Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.

"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman

when you play half life 2 for first time

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021

Half-life 2

Your god.

Half-life 2 is your god, why the hell would you need any more of an example than that, you idiot?

by The G-man June 27, 2004

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

Half-life 2

The single greatest game ever that some wordn00b wannabe script kiddie hacked and ruined the gameplay for every other serious gamer.

HL2 pwns Halo 2, UT, CS, etc...

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

Half Life 2

What cow shit is to roses.

Dude, HL2 was a huge dissapointment.

by This game blows/ March 30, 2005

Half-Life 4

If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!

-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"

-Isn't Half-Life a game?

by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021