Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022

Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.

How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.

by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024

Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another

person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”

by Aeeman February 10, 2020

Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day

Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best

by MFTMG November 8, 2021

Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass

"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen

by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022