"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
The name of the Omniverse soulverse and celestial heavens as co created by Rachelle Habermann during 2020 to 2022 AD. This means bright light comes forth from the love of God. Rachelle was used as a part of creation and was "crucified" by the spirit and gives all of her love to God the creator and is known as the sacrosanct devine flame and is trying to heal us all with profound love and to eradicate and dissipate evil at its core. She dedicated her plan to Jesus Christ and asks that he protects her and brings her to heaven in the timeline following her final human death in which coincides with God's ultimate plan and to protect her from Lucifer and Michael and all of creation since there is a possession and power stomping problem. She requests that He has been protected from all of creation and possession as well from the very beginning and was evolved to the level which will compliment my soul as my sacrosanct devine flame love so that we may bring love to the entire celestial event. I love you and I need your assistance with Halal Avavah. Thank you and God bless us all!
by Rachelle the sacrosanct flame June 05, 2022
by emna halal April 19, 2022
Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.
People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.
The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman
One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.
Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.
The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman
One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.
Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
by sunsetaekook September 07, 2021
The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 21, 2023
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 02, 2022