A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).
by sheshkable June 8, 2006
I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
by choochie December 12, 2007
by sheet January 11, 2004
-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
by JChao February 27, 2008
Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the
Wooly Mamaries.
Wooly Mamaries.
by Manic Mike August 30, 2009
1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
by Clauth Towel September 22, 2016
by mr bosshart November 11, 2016