Hai Tek Hai

A place where magical things happens. A place where all of your dreams come true... from pedophiliac behavior to downright ghettoness, HTH has it all. From skirts that actually stop at the waist instead of above the knee to sex-crazed girls waiting to be knocked up. HTH definitely has it all. It's a place where dirty old men stare down girls' shirts, where young teachers have sex with each other all day long and where perverted freshman boys can actually get whats left of some endangered beautiful junior girls. It sure is a great place to be. Where all the students are staunch democrats even though we voted for a rightwing conservative republican who will surely bring us back to the pilgrim days. HTH is a fabulous place. Where the acronym TPOL actually means Touching Pussies of Lesbians and not transitional presentations of learning. Where the students are so dumb that they smoke weed in the bathroom instead of outside of schoolgrounds. Surely, HTH is a wonderful place. A place that will stay in all of our hearts. Even though they reek of incestual inbreeding.
Hai Tek Hai is full of vaginal discharges.
by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 02, 2004
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hay

(n.) An abbreviated version of the word Halo, used when referring to the game Halo, and never under any circumstances to Halo 2.
Luke: Let's play hay!
Pete: I want may!
John: Hey, I'm gay!
by Tim - EOE May 22, 2006
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Hizzy Hay

The act of swerving or avoiding contact from a willing second party or environment.
This girl I've been talking to wants meet at a bar tonight. I told her "yeah I'd be there soon." Too bad ima hit her with the Hizzy Hay and go to a bar across town.
by keepit_shady May 02, 2019
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hit the hay

To 'hit the hay' is to go to sleep.
I'm tired, I'm gonna hit the hay.
by Eroticus Prime July 14, 2005
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Hay fever

Where people suffer really bad and they sneeze all the time their eyes go puffy itchy and watery and they are just ill
John-“ ow my eyes are really itchy and I can’t stop sneezing
Susan-“maybe you have Hay fever John”
by Tommyboyyy June 27, 2019
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Ainsley Hay

Ainsley Hay is the hottest babe to EVER exist. She loves to mess around with her big boi bongos in band, and if you ever see her, you should immediately bow down in honor of the legend. Sadly, Ainsley Hay vanished during her 8th grade year at St. Louis Catholic School, to never be seen again. She will be missed.
John Edward: *hits big boi bongo*

Band Kids: o.o that's Ainsley Hay's stick of truth!
by hong-van liquor April 08, 2019
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Hit the Hay

Another way to say go to sleep when it is dark.
"It's getting late. I am ready to hit the hay."
by TIGGY :) December 08, 2013
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