tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

Cum-Guzzling Quefe

A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation.

The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to seduce.

by McD's4life April 21, 2005

cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.

" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

by Matstron March 10, 2009

Cum guzzling pub slut

A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.

Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.

Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.

by Machris May 10, 2012

cum guzzling gutter slut

Noun: A female who enjoys sex quite often with multiple partners, some even at the same time. She is often disoriented and unaware of her surroundings hence performing her insane acts in a gutter. She was most often abused as a child and loves the taste of semen. Hence she becomes a cum guzzling gutter slut.

Laura gave the whole football team head in the gutter...she must be a cum guzzling gutter slut!

by J-Loh October 2, 2006