A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John September 25, 2008
by McD's4life April 22, 2005
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.
Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
by Christopher Graham February 14, 2006
A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 April 28, 2011
Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.
by Matstron March 10, 2009
A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.
Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.
Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.
Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.
by Machris February 25, 2012
Noun: A female who enjoys sex quite often with multiple partners, some even at the same time. She is often disoriented and unaware of her surroundings hence performing her insane acts in a gutter. She was most often abused as a child and loves the taste of semen. Hence she becomes a cum guzzling gutter slut.
by J-Loh October 02, 2006