Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Three way guillotine

A three way but everyone is choking each other

I passed out while performing a three way guillotine last night. It was great.

by Brotisserie Chicken December 18, 2017

The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

Flying Guillotine

A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.

"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016