Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Guatemalan Gutbuster

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.

"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"

by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024

Guatemalan Watering Hole

When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole

Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...

by JUJUTG October 21, 2020

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 04, 2017

Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.

Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.

by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019

Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016